Alligator

a repeat after me song

The alligator is my friend
He could be your friend, too
If only you could understand
That he has feelings, too

The alligator laughs and sings
He never sings the blues
You’d like him much more as a friend
Than wearing him as shoes

Alligator
AlliGATOR
ALLIGATOR
Could be your friend, could be your friend, could be your friend, too

More Verses:
The alligator ate my friend
He can eat your friend too
If people would just understand
That he needs protein too!

The alligator ate my book
He can eat your book too
If people would just understand
That he needs knowledge too!

The alligator is my friend

His skin is rough when felt

I’d rather have him as my friend,

Than wear him as my belt!

The alligator is my friend

He gives a lot of huggage

I’d rather have him as my friend

Than tote him as my luggage!

The alligator is my friend

He loves to kiss and flirt,

I’d rather have him as my friend

Than wear him on my shirt!

The alligator is my friend

His tail is long and fat

I’d rather have him as my friend

Than wear him as my hat!