Bazooka Bubblegum

My mom gave me a penny

She said go buy a henny

I didn’t buy a henny

 

CHORUS:

Instead I bought some bubblegum

Bazooka-Zooka bubblegum

Bazooka-Zooka bubblegum

 

My mom gave me a nickel

She said go buy a pickle

I didn’t buy a pickle

 

CHORUS

 

dime… lime…

quarter…pay the porter…

dollar… collar…

five… stay alive… (Instead I choked on bubblegum…)