Going on a Bear Hunt

Going on a bear hunt
I ain’t scared
Got my gun by my side
And bullets too!
Coming to some grass
Can’t go over it
Can’t go under it
Gotta go through it!
Coming to a tree
Can’t go under it
Can’t go around it
Gotta go up it!
Coming to a bridge
Can’t go beside it
Can’t go done it
Gotta go over it!
Coming to an outhouse
Can’t go over it
Don’t wanna go under it
Gotta go around it!
Coming to a cave
It’s dark in this cave
There’s something furry in here
There’s two eyes
And a wet nose
It’s a bear!

[now do the whole song backwards,
running AWAY from the bear]