My Old Man's a Sailor

My old man’s a sailor
Now what do you think of that?
He wears a sailor’s collar
He wears a sailor’s hat
He wears a sailor’s raincoat
He wears a sailor’s shoes
And every Saturday evening
He reads the sailor’s news
Handsome day-ay-ay, if I ca-a-an
I’m gonna be a sailor
Just like my old man.

*ask the audience for their fathers’ occupations & insert them into the song