Ain't it Great to Be Crazy?

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Boom Boom, ain’t it great to be Crazy?
Boom Boom, ain’t it great to be Crazy?
Giddy and Foolish all day long
Boom Boom, ain’t it great to be Crazy!

Way down south where bananas grow
A flea stepped on an elephant’s toe
The elephant cried with tears in his eyes
“Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?”

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Way up North where there’s ice and snow
There was a penguin and his name was Joe
He got tired of black and white
So he wore pink slacks to the dance last night

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A horse and a flea and three blind mice
Sat on the curbstone shooting dice
The horse, he slipped and fell on the flea
Whoops! said the flea, there’s a horse on me!

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I bought a suit of combination underwear
Guaranteed not to rip or tear
I wore them six months and to my consternation
I couldn’t get the darned thing off, I’d lost the combination!

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I love myself, I think I’m grand.
When I go to the movies, I hold my hand.
I put my arm around my waist,
And when I get fresh, I slap my face.

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I call myself on the telephone
Just to hear my musical tone
I ask myself for a heavy date
And I pick myself up at half past eight

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
And Fuzzy Wuzzy cut his hair
So, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy
No, by Jove, he wasn’t, was he?

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I take a swim in the swimming pool.
I jump from the board ‘cause that’s the rule
I hit my head on cement and mortar
Forgot to look--there was no water.

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That one-eared cat who used to sit
Watching Grandma rock and knit
Swallowed a ball of bright red yarn,
And out came kittens with red sweaters on

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