Calamine Lotion

VERSION ONE:

a repeat after me song

Flea
Flea fly
Flea fly flo
Vista
Cumula, cumula, cumula vista
Oh, no, no, no not the vista
Eenie meenie what-so-meenie, oo-ah-oo-ala-meenie
Xameenie zolameenie, oo-ah-oo-ah
Beep-biddly otton-dotton, bow-bow la detton dotton
Calamine, calamine, calamine lotion
Oh, no, no, no not the lotion
Itchy, itchy, scratchy, scratchy, ooh I’ve got one on my backy
Beat that big bad bug with the bug spray
Spshhhhhhhh……..

VERSION TWO:

to the tune of “My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean”

My body has calamine lotion

My body’s all red you can see

The flowers I picked for my Mommy

Turned out to be poison ivy

Don’t touch, don’t touch, or you will get poison ivy-y-y

Don’t touch, don’t touch, or you will get poison ivy

I’m covered in calamine lotion

I’m blistered and red you can see

If only I’d paid more attention

Avoiding the leaves that are three

Don’t touch, don’t touch, or you will get poison ivy-y-y

Don’t touch, don’t touch, or you will get poison ivy