Herman the Worm

1)  Sitting on the fence post chewin’ my bubble gum [smack, smack, smack, smack]
    Playing with my yo-yo [woo, woo!]
    When along came Herman the worm [slip into a British accent here]
    He was this big [show a foot’s length with your hands], this big!
    I said, “Herman, baby, what happened?”
    “Duh, I ate my brother.”

2)  Sitting on the fence post chewin’ my bubble gum [smack, smack, smack, smack]
     Playing with my yo-yo [woo, woo!]
     When along came Herman the worm
     He was this big [make him three feet now], this big!
     I said, “Herman, baby, what happened?”
     “Duh, I ate my sister.”

3)  Sitting on the fence post chewin’ my bubble gum [smack, smack, smack, smack]
     Playing with my yo-yo [woo, woo!]
     When along came Herman the worm
     He was this big [just less than you can reach], this big!
     I said, “Herman, baby, what happened?”
     “Duh, I ate my mom.”

4)  Sitting on the fence post chewin’ my bubble gum [smack, smack, smack, smack]
     Playing with my yo-yo [woo, woo!]
     When along came Herman the worm
     He was this big [your full armspan], this big!
     I said, “Herman, baby, what happened?”
     “Duh, I ate my dad.”

5)  Sitting on the fence post chewin’ my bubble gum [smack, smack, smack,  smack]
     Playing with my yo-yo [woo, woo!]
     When along came Herman the worm
     He was this big [little itty bitty Herman--a few inches long], this big!
     I said, “Herman, baby, what happened?”
     “Duh, I burped.”