to the tune of “Evil Ways” by Carlos Santana
You gotta change your evil waste, BABY
Because the landfills are getting full
You’ve got to change, BABY
Your wastin’ ways are growing old.
You must reduce it, reuse, recycle your waste
Go tell your parents, your neighbors, to compost today
This can’t go oooon…
You know you’ve got to change.
When you’re at meals, BABY
Food you don’t eat just goes to waste
Waffles and tacos (or bread crusts and milk), BABY
I see them sitting there on your plate.
When you’re at home, BABY
The faucet’s drippin’ and the lights are on
Water is life, BABY
Conserve it now before it’s gone.