Herman the Worm
1) Sitting on the fence post chewin’ my bubble gum [smack, smack, smack, smack]
Playing with my yo-yo [woo, woo!]
When along came Herman the worm [slip into a British accent here]
He was this big [show a foot’s length with your hands], this big!
I said, “Herman, baby, what happened?”
“Duh, I ate my brother.”
2) Sitting on the fence post chewin’ my bubble gum [smack, smack, smack, smack]
Playing with my yo-yo [woo, woo!]
When along came Herman the worm
He was this big [make him three feet now], this big!
I said, “Herman, baby, what happened?”
“Duh, I ate my sister.”
3) Sitting on the fence post chewin’ my bubble gum [smack, smack, smack, smack]
Playing with my yo-yo [woo, woo!]
When along came Herman the worm
He was this big [just less than you can reach], this big!
I said, “Herman, baby, what happened?”
“Duh, I ate my mom.”
4) Sitting on the fence post chewin’ my bubble gum [smack, smack, smack, smack]
Playing with my yo-yo [woo, woo!]
When along came Herman the worm
He was this big [your full armspan], this big!
I said, “Herman, baby, what happened?”
“Duh, I ate my dad.”
5) Sitting on the fence post chewin’ my bubble gum [smack, smack, smack, smack]
Playing with my yo-yo [woo, woo!]
When along came Herman the worm
He was this big [little itty bitty Herman--a few inches long], this big!
I said, “Herman, baby, what happened?”
“Duh, I burped.”