Piece of Orange

Oh, I wish I were a little piece of orange, piece of orange
Oh, I wish I were a little piece of orange, piece of orange
I’d go squirty, squirty, squirty over everybody’s shirty
Oh, I wish I were a little piece of orange, piece of orange

Oh, I wish I were a little soda pop, soda pop
Oh, I wish I were a little soda pop, soda pop
I’d go down with a slurp, and up with a burp
Oh, I wish I were a little soda pop, soda pop

Foreign car….
I’d go speedy, speedy, speedy over everybody’s feety

Bar of soap….
I’d go slidey, slidey, slidey over everybody’s hidey

Shower door….
I’d sit there by the hour watching everybody shower

mosquito….
bitey bitey bitey under everybody’s nighty

hunk of mud….
ooey ooey gooey under everybody’s shoey

striped skunk….
sit beneath the trees and perfume all the breeze

Oh, I wish I were a little radio, radio
Oh, I wish I were a little radio, radio
I’d go on with a  click, and Off--