Tarzan

a repeat after me song

Tarzan
Was swinging on a rubber band
Tarzan
Fell into a frying pan
Ooh, that’s hot
Now Tarzan has a tan

Jane
Was flying in her airplane
Jane
Crashed into a freeway lane
Ooh, that hurts
Now Jane has a pain
Now Tarzan has a tan

Cheetah
Was rockin’ to the beat-a
Cheetah
Got eaten by a Meeba
Ooh, that’s gross
Now Cheetah is Velveeta
Now Jane has a pain
Now Tarzan has a tan
Now this song has an end

1.… 2.… 3.… TARZAN!


optional verses:

Tiff
Was going out with Biff
Tiff took a whiff of Biff
Now Tiff doesn’t like Biff

Shamu
Was swimming in the ocean blue
Crashed into a red canoe
Now Shamu’s gonna sue

Monkey
Was swinging from tree to tree
Got stung by a bumblebee
Now Monkey is so funky

King Tut
Doing the Egyptian strut
Fell into a rut
Now Tut’s on his butt

Charlie
Was riding on his Harley
Charlie
Crashed into Bob Marley
Now Charlie’s not so gnarly