I know a weenie man, he owns a weenie stand
He sells most everything from hotdogs on down (down, down, down)
Someday I’ll share his life, I’ll be his weenie wife
Oh, how I love that weenie man, HOT DOG!
I married that weenie man, we moved to weenie land
We had two weenie kids who blew up the dog (Pop!)
They went to weenie jail, we paid the weenie bail
Hot dog those weenie kids are baaaad.