Your Momma Ain't Got No Socks

Your mama ain’t got no socks!
A ding-dong!
I was there when she took ‘em off
A ding-dong!
She threw them in the _____
[insert a line that rhymes….]

examples:

She threw them on the bed
Next morning Dad was dead!

She threw them over the fence
Haven’t seen our neighbors since

She threw them up towards heaven
Brought down a 7-4-7

She threw them on a plate
Guess what my sister ate

She threw them in our tent
Sure wish we had a vent

She threw them in the sky
Superman refused to fly

She threw them on the floor
All the roaches moved next door

She threw them on my coat
It all went up in smoke

She threw them in my coke
It made me gag and choke

She threw them on a ship
That ship began to tip

She threw them on a boat
That boat refused to float

She threw them in the air

Now the birds need medical care

She threw them up in space

Killed the entire human race

She threw them in the garbage can

Killed 3 rats and the garbage man

She threw them on a dinosaur

That’s why they’re not alive anymore

She threw them round the bend
That means THIS IS THE END!