Percy the Pale-faced Polar Bear

Up in the land of ice and snow

Where the temperature drops to forty below

Who’s the happiest one up there?

Percy the pale-faced polar bear

Then one day a hunter came

Caught poor Percy by the snout

Put him in a great big cage

Percy howled and growled

But he couldn’t get out

Now he’s living in a zoo

Funny thing is he likes it too

Cause he met his girlfriend there

And she loves

Percy the pale-faced polar bear

Who?

Percy the pale-faced polar bear