Sarah the Whale
In ‘Frisco Bay there was a whale
And she ate oysters by the pail
By bathtub and by schooner
Her name was Sarah and when she smiled
She showed her teeth for miles and miles
And tonsils, and spare ribs
And things to fierce to mention
Now what would you do with a whale like that?
What would you do if she sat on your hat?
Or your toothbrush?
Or your counselors (campers)?
Or anything else that’s useless(ful) like that